McCord: The life you thought you had... it never happened.

Lincoln Six-Echo: I think they're going to kill you.
Jordan Two-Delta: I'm going to The Island.
Lincoln Six-Echo: Jordan, there is no island!

McCord: You're not real. You're copies of people out here in the world.

McCord: I know you're new to this whole human thing, but... backpacks for boys, purses for girls. Ya understand?
Jordan Two-Delta: We're not idiots.
McCord: Well, excuse me, Miss "I'm-so-smart-I-can't-wait-to-go-to-the-Island!"

Lincoln Six-Echo: [Lincoln and Jordan are making out] How come we never did this before?
Jordan Two-Delta: Shut up. [they kiss]
Lincoln Six-Echo: That tongue thing is amazing!

Merrick: What's troubling, you, Lincoln?
Lincoln Six-Echo: It - it's just... all right, Tuesday night is tofu night, and I'm asking myself "Who here decided that everyone likes tofu in the first place, and what is tofu anyway?" And why can't I have bacon? I line up every morning, and I'm not allowed any bacon for my breakfast. And - and tell me - let's talk about all the white. Why is everyone wearing white all the time? It's impossible to keep clean, I'm walking around, I get - I always get the gray stripe, I never get any color, and I hand it in to be cleaned, and - and someone cleans it and fold it neatly back in my drawer, but who? Who is that person? I don't know. I just - I wanna know answers and I - and I wish that there was more.
Merrick: More?
Lincoln Six-Echo: Yeah, more than just waiting to go to The Island.

McCord: Just cause you wanna eat the burger, doesn't mean you wanna meet the cow.

Construction Worker: [after Lincoln and Jordan had fallen from the building] Jesus must love you! [checks out Jordan] I know Jesus loves you!

Lincoln Six-Echo: Who is "God"?
McCord: You know when you really want something, you close your eyes and wish for it really hard? God is the guy that ignores you.

Jordan Two-Delta: [both are looking at a rattlesnake] What is that?
Lincoln Six-Echo: I don't know. But it's alive.

Lincoln Six-Echo: [talking to McCord and sees posters of scantilly clad women] Are these your friends? Why don't they have any clothes on?
McCord: Um... well.

McCord: Jeez, why do I always have to be the one to tell the kids there is no Santa Claus?

Lincoln Six-Echo: What's sex?
Tom Lincoln: Wait – you're a virgin? You've been kicking around with her and you're a... a v-v-virgin? Well, I won't spoil the surprise. Boy, are you in for a treat.

Jordan Two-Delta: [watching motorcycle scream down the asphalt] What was that?
Lincoln Six-Echo: I don't know. But I want one.

Lincoln Six-Echo: I just want to live. I don't care how.

Lincoln Six-Echo: Why do we sound different?
Tom Lincoln: Oh, I'm from Scotland.
Lincoln Six-Echo: [imitating] I'm from Scotland.